Let’s talk about web sites — or more to the point, web development and the transparent integration of web technologies. Sounds like fun, right? Well, as anyone who’s had a conversation with me will tell you, I’m a fan of analogies. So let’s skip all the tech jargon and internet whoodoo-voodoo, and begin with something we can all relate to.

Not a pretty picture, now is it?

Imagine for a moment that your web site is a work of art. No, literally — a painting, a meticulously crafted and refined masterpiece. Let’s say you have the perfect place on your wall to display it, somewhere your audience can view it in all its glory.

Now, this is where I come in. I’m the guy in charge of hanging paintings.

There are many different ways I can go about mounting your artwork. I can stand in front of it, holding it against the wall. I could crouch under it, resting it on my neck and shoulders. I might be able to stand next to it with my arms around it. All of the above get the job done but they all suffer from the same problem: The audience can’t enjoy the work because I am literally in the way. My presence is a distraction from the experience.

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Being of the Millennial generation persuasion, when I tune in to watch my favorite TV shows, I usually do so by means of my PC’s DVR capabilities. The primary benefit of this technology is the ability to skip commercials. Maybe I shouldn’t admit to this given the field I’m working in, but how many times can a guy my age sit through a Viva Viagra ad before it becomes unbearable? Answer: once.

Anyway, sometimes I find myself multitasking during a prerecorded episode of Mythbusters or 30 Rock and because my focus is elsewhere, the commercials just don’t get skipped. Ironically, this is where I am most susceptible to television advertising, because it’s the simple messages that I notice peripherally that snap me out of the zone.

Such was the case when a commercial for Big Red came on. You know Big Red, right? Of course you do. It’s the Cinnamon Gum that promises long-lasting fresh breath. You probably know that because if you were alive in the 1980’s, you also remember this:

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